Who Are Heimwerker?

BAND

It all began in 2021. Aki Streeter was offered to make a song for an online reading. It was never planned to end like it did. The song “Brav Sein” was Heimwerker’s first single. In April 2021, Aki had a gig in Klagenfurt – but no drummer. So, Aki contacted an old friend, FLOP. They played three songs and released two more singles. A year later, they were offered to make a song for a Science-Fiction theatre and also act in the music video. Aki and FLOP were riding bikes as Vulcans through space and ended in a bar. They wanted to record three songs – but only made one. In three days. Some months later, Aki played a gig with other musicians and one guy, Buljak Andrewitsch (aka. Triton X-79) who was just running on the stage and making light. But, in September 2022, FLOP returned and they had two gigs planned and realised: Aki can’t sing. They had guitarists and a singer applying for the band, but most of the time, it was too uncomfortable for the musicians in the end. But – a light! Kami Kaze joined. A man, at this point over three times older than Aki, who played in a band years ago called Dr. Nikolo & Die Fidelen Mandelkerne. With the help of accordionist Jan “Lulatsch” Kubis and Buljak Andrewitsch, they began to write their first own songs. And the sad story began.

In 2023 Heimwerker had some songs and played at a festival. They were almost kicked out of their rehearsal room (and wrote a song about it – Keymaster’s Hole). Guitarist Hannah was in the band for a short period and Aki switched to bass – but not for a long time. In November, bassist Redlight Alley joined the group after a gig. They began to work on new songs and their debut-demo-album “In Danger of Collapse”. In 2024, they lost their first band contest and had people booing and switched all their instruments. The worst band in the Universe began to form. Also, Geheimwerker was formed after Aki came too late to a rehearsal. The band just wanted to do something against their founder – and luckily, Aki has enough self-hatred to allow this. With a massive hate-base on Uranus and Antarctica, Heimwerker released their demo album in 2025. People from US and Germany were complaning about the bad quality and songwriting this album has – a massive step for the worst of the worst. And it all began to slip away.

They were the last place from a band contest after killing a fake hamster, drinking mouth wash and smearing “brown gold” on eachother on stage. They have played drunk in Croatia and made interviews around the world – always about being terrible and Dave, Sefgos and Mars. A horrible group. Right now the debut album from Geheimwerker “Ungenehmigte Zubauten” is in work – Werker’s first official album.

BACKGROUND

Before any time existed, there was a nerd. His name? Dave. Dave made a school project – eight protoverses on his laptop. He coded them along with the pineappleon his desk. Dave lives in an apartment with the professor, a white-haired man making a living with selling and cooking meth. The eight protoverse was stolen by Dave’s brother Vave. Vave and the dragonfruit, which you must not mention loud, sold the protoverse to the darkweb.

Protoverses are the last stadiums that verses can have. The smallest are Universes. We live in a Universe. For us, it is unbelievable huge. But the Universe is just a part of billions and trillions of Universes in a big Multiverse. Imagine billions of bubbles. All of them – again in one big bubble. But a multiverse is also only a bubble filled with Universes. There are again trillions of multiverses – in a megaverse – again, a bigger bubble. So, the megaverse is just a part of the gigaverse and so on. You will come across the Yottaverse, the Box, the Omniverse, … more than G64^G64^Omega stages until you reach the last one – the protoverse.

Dave’s world was coded by CJ on a cell phone who lives in a container. But beyond this matrix-stages is the Eindity. The first step is the TABLE. Behind the TABLE is the PAN, the CHAIR, … and they are all secured by the furniture store. One of 100 furniture shops. Ours is owned by Kolinguff-183. There are 200 Kolninguffs and all the even numbered own ice cream shops, while all the odd numbered own furniture stores. Behind the Kolninguffs you will leave the ground floor of the skyscraper we call reality (and nothing). Much is not known, but on top of the skyscraper you will find an endless ocean. Somewhere on this ocean is a turtle with a tiki bar on it. This turtle is the last step. But there are many Skyscrapers build every second and turtles are born – but from who? Hilde and Gerhard. The absolutely last step. An old couple. Their company creates realities outside nothing and something. We cannot know anything beyond.

Back to Dave. One day, Dave’s algorithm created a sound-error. A file so corrupted, it flew throug the verses for more than 10^2^100^3^1000^4^? years. It ended up on the moon Phobos. Marses bigger moon. It came to life an destracted all the mars animals. Yes, there are animals on Mars. Some are Optigami, Hosaas, Pluesch, … and the most important one: Sefgos. Sefgos is a tree-like god. Inside of Mars is a giant colony of Sefgosses called the MCGU (Multi-Connected Gos Unity). They are omni-angry. One day, when enough anger is collected, the day Gossos Megamophorsos will come. Together with the Sefgosses that moved to Uranus, the Gos Unity will infect and destroy our local Universe without any mercy. They were very, very mad about the loud sound that this file produced.

you can find out more about all this soon here:

gosology.fandom.com and gosology.com

So, they decided to kick this cracked audio file and shoot it right to the most hated planet – Earth. On Earth, it landed in a small town. In a region called Europe. Next to the Slovenian and Italian borders in a state called Carinthia – Fischl. Fischl is a part of Klagenfurt. In Fischl – in the Fischlpark in the pond – this file suddenly converted into a dark and ugly force and it infected a handfull of people around the globe. All of them are forced to extract this audio files at some point in their life. They wear helmets to protect themselves from this amplitudes. And so, Aki Streeter was the first person to be infected – and the horrible era began.